Part 96: Cyrano de Bergerac

Everyone has filtered over towards the gym, excited about the dance. There's just one problem.

: There's too much decorating to do! Can you please decorate the dance site for me?



Sam nods and then proceeds to just... make shit up. For some reason I can put the bulgy hotel columns inside the brick columns, so let's pretend they're, uh, swags or something.



Sam also puts in a platform back here for the band, or the DJ, or whatever we're going to have. It's purple because that's dancey.

: Finally, we're ready for the dance!











yeah yeah shut up Chaz



... oh no. Now what?



He's gonna do it!



...

... he's not gonna do it.

HOW DOES ANYONE IN THIS KINGDOM BREATHE WITHOUT ASSISTANCE

Ahem. Well. Okay, Travis, Sam will manage your love life for you, but you must live with the consequences--



--well, poop.

(honestly I'm pretty impressed that the game even acknowledged what I was trying to do there)



Dammit! Thwarted in every direction!





Eh, probably, so I'm going to pass the buck instead. It's now SUPER IMPORTANT VOTING TIME!

Should we do the 'right' thing, give this love triangle the John Hughes ending, and have Travis ask Liberty to dance? Or do we resist the siren song of the traditional narrative--inasmuch as we can, given that Chaz apparently doesn't consider bromance to be extreme enough for him--and have Travis dance with Summer instead?